A few classroom highlights:
Lesson 1: Somehow I ended up explaining the rules of cricket. I apologise in advance for the gross discredit this may have done to the sport. With the aid of some atrocious stick men and flamboyant acting I think they got the general idea…however I then endeavoured to explain the intricacies of test series and one day internationals and it all went downhill from there.
Lesson 2: There was a power cut, in a classroom with no windows; me versus 50 students. My reading activity was a no go, they were restless and hungry, so quick improvisation resulted in a game of Chinese whispers. “But why are they Chinese….” I don’t bloody know just pass the message on!
Lesson 3: Discussing “problems young people face” we brainstorming ideas on the board; drugs, teenage pregnancy etc. A boy shouts out conduct, as in behaviour. Due to his mispronunciation I heard condom and wrote this on the board, due to everyone’s amusement. I am then asked if this is a sex education class and will there be a practical?!
The local and regional elections take place on 23rd Nove
mber and although Commandante Chavez’s position as President is not under threat, it’s going to be a huge event. Politics infiltrates every aspect of life here. You can’t even wear a red t-shirt without being labelled a Chavista. He’s a bit like Marmite – love him or hate him. He unites and divides. A friend works for local government, supporting the socialist missions. I attended a rally he was working at last week. On first appearances it looked like a summer village fete with cheap food being sold, live music and games for children; a second look and you see the soldiers holding back the crazed mothers trying to grab the most free flour and milk, the wheelchairs and prams given out in exchange for loyalty, and the face paint on the children buying the votes of the future. I’ve had many a debate with my friend and in truth I respect both sides of the argument. Peel away the corners of the media portrait and you can see the positive intentions of 21st socialism, but there are many who believe the President holds too much power and that the next step is Communism. For example electricity has been nationalised and last week our house was without it for two days! However I did meet the mayor at the rally who told me I had beautiful eyes – he’s got my vote!
On the domestic front I somehow managed to explain algebraic equations to Lorena, the 12 year old daughter of the family I live with, in Spanish. For those of you who are acquainted with my questionable numeric ability, you will understand that this was possibly my greatest achievement so far! The second being finding some Cadbury’s chocolate, which cost me a small fortune, but well worth the effort for a taste of home, all I needed was some PG Tips to dip it in. I hope November isn’t too gloomy at home, I do think of you all when I’m lying on the beach in 30 degree sunshine…!